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Pennyfold Haberdashery & Abattoir Deluxe

by Uncle Woe

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Jono Schneider
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Jono Schneider So many crunchy riffs!
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Gouache Claw Loves Music This might be the best doom metal i’ve ever heard. I don’t know what more i can say. I love the heavier-than-all-fucking-hell riffs, the vocals, the lyrics, the mixing, the clean parts, everything. This album encapsulates everything i love about doom. I listened to it on repeat for 3 cycles as soon as I bought it. I will be following Uncle Woe religiously now. Favorite track: We Plant the Seeds for Things We Know will never Grow.
Darknight
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Darknight Take a trip down psychedelic prog Lane and discover the wonder of Uncle Woe. By far best release so far, killer heavy prog and beautiful vocals, a journey of minds and tales of darkened souls from which we exist. Favorite track: Merriment Abounds.
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©ough©ool Take the time to listen to the long form proggy doom sludge, & meditate upon those dark, dirty incantations. You're sure to discover something new about yourself, just don't stare too long, or it will right back into your soul Favorite track: Pretend I'm Dead.
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david caratelli For so many years of my life i counted the stones I never threw and the cracks in paths that lead to no where. Everything Uncle Woe puts out is equally heavy, as it is dark and poetic. Favorite track: We Plant the Seeds for Things We Know will never Grow.
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1.
Seeping out of cold beds, of strangers, of the blinking lights of long form danger, we plant the seeds for things we know will never grow. You can’t count on your hands. You can’t count on old roads. You can’t count on yourself. I’m counting out loud the stones I’ve never thrown through the glass houses of distant neighbours. Distemper. Disrupter. Disentangle. Keep your god damned hands out of my eyes. I can’t count on my hands. I can’t count on old roads. I can’t count on myself or my distaste for counting cracks in paths to nowhere. I’ll show you pictures of my bones. When it’s winter turn me over and over and over and over and bring me inside with you. I'll show you pictures of my bones. I can’t count on my hands. I can’t count on old roads. I can’t count on myself or my distaste for counting cracks in paths to nowhere to soothe my failing senses. I’ll show you pictures of my bones.
2.
We’re laying flowers 'round the dying tree again. Another light is out. Another sleight of hand brings us ‘round. The countless fall and are scattered and buried. The ground is wrong, and it’s taken us from miles away. When Lavignia Falls from the dying tree, it ends. They’ll cut it down and count the rings, and count the dead. The countless fall and are scattered and buried. The ground is wrong, and it’s taken us from miles away. When Lavignia Falls from the dying tree, it ends. They’ll cut it down and count the rings, and count the dead. We pass the sun around again.
3.
I, in sideways strides, I half embrace what's been coded and erased. Enchanted, cryptic hallways made out of swollen casts in pairs. Filled with ribbon and always paid by stolen masks who stare. I let myself be purged of everything. I stopped to talk to the water's edge. My love might have been sore with me, so I pretend I'm dead. A pregnant pause, mistrusted thoughts, intrinsic laws made to define. A stagnant cause holds out its claws to the thinnest strands of you and I. My love might have been sore with me so I pretend I'm dead. You carry such grand knives and you know how to wield them. You apologise; guilty, soft, and crazy, but I know where the faults lie. Sore with me, so I pretend I'm dead.
4.
Merriment abounds as we malcontents are put to flame, and are kept between these windowless walls. Peel the paint back. Claw at the leather. Make your way back. Rub right right through the pleasure. Unaware of the ground or the space you’re in, you are far away, and kept between these windowless walls. Make your way back. Rub right through the pleasure. Peel the paint back. Claw at the leather. And from the comfort of my home I marvel at the weight of your pulsar heart, and I can’t help but wonder, how you don’t fall, are you not harmed, and is this not where they depart, and is it all a part of a larger problem? Merriment abounds as we malcontents are put to flame, and kept between these windowless walls.
5.
I’ve fashioned this mountain, but I can’t climb. I am the fountain from which we all drink and die. I am the window, and I am the blind. I am painted into portraits of such grand knives, but it’s a trick of the light. You can slip through if the wind is just right. You don’t exist. You are the lie we tell our shadows in the night, and you’re quick to take flight. We watch you drift through nine kinds of time. We don’t exist. We are home to flies. We watch it all dissolve into nine kinds of time. And this changes everything. We sleep through the day, then we rise and are broken o’er the backs of our reflections. I have slipped beyond the summit, but I can’t fly. I am the foundling, lost again into the night. I am the window through which we all deny there ever were such valleys or such splendid heights. We are a trick of the light, and you can slip through when the wind is just right. I don’t exist. I am made to dine upon the ruins of our fortunes, stretched across nine kinds of time. This changes everything.
6.
Seasick 08:48
On my tongue is a name that I cannot quite hear, as I come to, bewildered, but given to rise when the light comes in. Like sifting through a bag full of knives for a crown, it’s been so long that I can’t tell which face is mine. The widow comes down to confess, and says, “my blood is diamonds. The Door is on fire and you’re on the wrong side.” Like riddles we are hanging and adorned in countless tiny flames. She’s dropping stones into sweetmilks, then stitching into ribbon the balance of having been wont to succumb to the will and the reach of the fire in the face of the man in the old hollow sun. The mountain comes down to confess, and says “My blood is diamonds. We all came in through the same hole, and we all sleep in the same bed." I pull a stone from the ground and fix it to the wind, having seen them haunt and belong to the well, out of reach. It’s gone cold, and I am glad. The world changes shape and disguise, and we wait for the taste to dissolve into nothing. I open the jar and dead moths fly out. I fall out of painted holes and we laugh and we laugh, until the both of us are seasick and we up sticks and ride. We’re under a black spell again. I pull the same stone out of the ground again, and fix it to the wind, having been to the gallows where portions are sewn into uneven rows. We’re under a black spell again.
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Wax 17:57
Stitch me into the abyss, and help me close mine eyes. Tell me where I’ve been, and how to stay upright. Fasten your hands over my mouth, and push down a river of time. Pull me back out of the light, and into the dismal embrace of the ever rising flood I reach into the sky and set fire to my reflection. I reach into the distance and set fire to our good intentions. We enter into and empty your tomb, by the light of our own wilted flame. You pour out and over the fountain, over the wall, out of the light. I slip between the suns, I am stretched over the abyss and am forsaking the soft sea, by the weight of my own drowning eyes. Stagnant and humble is the river, seeping into the well. I have fallen into the embrace of the ever rising flood. I reach out of the staggering depths of loss, and loose myself upon these half healed wounds. I enter into and empty your tomb by the light of my own weathered eyes. Stagnant and humble is the river, seeping into the well. I fall into the embrace of the ever rising flood. You pour out and over the fountain, over the wall, out of the light. I bear pall, and drop my heart into the holes we dig forever. In our mourning we are old as the whimsical and sundered. Take these sodden stones and place them ‘round your home. Take them when you go. Stagnant and humble is the river, seeping into the well. I am lost in someone else’s sky, where I am survived by the ever rising, blackened flood.

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Pennyfold Haberdashery & Abattoir Deluxe
is Uncle Woe's 3rd full length LP

Recorded throughout the second half of 2021
Mixed & Mastered Jan/Feb 2022
In Detlor, Ontario, Canada

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released March 18, 2022

All songs written, performed, and recorded by Rain Fice, 2021/22,
© 2022 Packard Black Productions, except Pretend I'm Dead;
written by Rain Fice, arranged by Rain Fice & Josh Bruzzese,
© 2008 Balsam Villa Sound.

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